Vermont witch display sparks chest beating
By Dawn Witlin
This witch could probably use an abracada-bra.
Brattleboro, Vt., has been under a spell ever since residents David and Lauren Petrie decorated the lawn of their Guilford Street home with a breast-feeding witch Halloween display a couple of weeks ago.
The display features a scarecrow witch with a gourd breast and a green baby witch doll. Kym Goodnow, a mother of four living in West Brattleboro, wrote that she was not ready to explain nursing to her 4-year-old grandson, who spotted the display while they were driving home.
``I figured eventually we would cross that bridge, but to have to do it now because someone felt they had to shove it in our faces, it's just rude,'' Goodnow told the Herald yesterday. ``Halloween is supposed to be for kids, it's not for you to impose your beliefs on everyone else.''
The Petries said they were not deterred by the outcry and have no plans to take down the display.

First Buster's hand and now this woman's nose... Lucille (aka loose seal) strikes again-----> Seal bites off woman's nose: "A seal bit off a South African woman's nose after she tried to help it back into the sea."

Hetracil: Disease Information
The first goal of treatment is to relieve the symptoms of Homosexuality that are disrupting your life. Symptom relief usually takes a few weeks, although some symptoms may improve during the first week of treatment. It may take 8 or more weeks to experience the full benefits of treatment with HETRACIL.

You should know that the recommended length of treatment with an anti-effeminate is 6 to 12 months, because one of the long-term goals of treatment is to keep Homosexuality from troubling you again.

In 2001 Corey Haim auctioned one of his teeth and clumps of his hair on eBay. eBay stopped the tooth auction, as it is against their regulations to sell body parts, but not before bidding had reached $150. He also stole the engagement ring of his ex-fiancee Cindy Guyer, and was caught selling it in a pawn shop in L.A. He also dated Posh Spice (Mrs. David Beckham) in 1995.

TheStar.com - Woman on life support after nightclub fall:

A 34-year-old Toronto woman is on life support after she fell from the second floor of a Toronto nightclub last night.

Police say the woman was dancing at the Phoenix nightclub on Sherbourne Ave. near Carleton St. just after 11:30 p.m. when she, for an unknown reason, climbed on a pile of stacked chairs near the balcony’s edge.

The chairs then began to slip and the woman fell to the first floor. She suffered head and neck injuries and was rushed to St. Michael's Hospital."

 

This is where Erin and Meghan come from. We share this little girl's mitochondrial DNA - and feel so fortunate! This photgraph was taken in India in the early 1950's. While Margaret posed, Meghan and I were busy concocting plans in her left ovary. 

Looks like the unexpected affection department is gaining momentum - check out this snapshot of Chicago White Sox manger Ozzie Guillen getting a smooch from a fan! We here at Fortesque or Stanislaus? would like to extend our thanks to the photog who captured this moment for us enjoy again and again.

Cists:
"In ancient Greece, a cist was a basket used to carry sacred gifts for the gods. Today, it is a waterproof plastic box (Tupperware™ or similar). It contains some objects of little or no value and has been hidden somewhere. For you, there is nothing to gain but the pleasure of finding it !"

Meghan's Nikon captured this moment in all its digital splendour. Abbey and I decided not to ruin the view, so we stayed out of it. Heh heh. But the strangest thing happend to us on our trek! Abbey sniffed some burrwatis in the bush and her tail darted out. A sure sign of some interesting life-forms.

We followed Abbey off the path and saw crystal blue eyes staring at us through the foliage. Only after hollering "scubanox come out!" did the creatures emerge. The individual seen below spoke first. He told us that his name is name is Jericho.

He introduced us to his lover Cedric. What a couple! I'm not sure if the world is ready for the likes of this duo. No wonder they live in the woods. They explained that their love has not been understood by most of the world, hence their hermitage.

Being the curious bitches that we are, Meghan and I asked Jericho how he kisses Cedric without getting his lips all sliced up by that sexy beak. He just laughed, reached deep into his pocket and handed us this product:

Apparently Jericho's love of mutilated lips pre-dates Cedric. He's been buying Embalmed Chopped Steak since he was a teen. Their quirky love is mutual, as Cedric is rather taken with Jericho's ability to grow nest-making materials out of his head. A match made in heaven...

Girl May Lose Arm After School Snake Bite : "The snake was caught in Valley Forge by a 17-year-old male student, who took it in a shoebox to a drama club gathering at St. Pius X High School on Friday.
The boy was showing the reptile to other students when it bit the girl's finger. The girl, whose name was not released by police, apparently threw the snake across the room and the boy threw it outside. The snake was not found, but authorities were able to identify it because the boy photographed it with his camera cellphone."

Young Robbers Struck A Pose - October 21, 2005: "As if sticking up a Vail, Colorado bank and fleeing via ski lift wasn't dopey enough, it turns out that a pair of young robbers made the mistake of photographing themselves with the pilfered loot."

Cult Promises to Resurrect Beslan Children

Whore Mongers!!Metropolitan Nashville Police Department - Patronizing Prostitution Arrests

The Orange Man Project

Do yourself a favour and try The 88. They're great! Click here to listen to their set on Morning Becomes Eclectic. It's 36 minutes that are sure to set you on your way for a lovely day.

CBC Toronto - North York gets green bins: "Before the program was introduced in 2002, Toronto was sending 140 trucks of household garbage to landfill sites every day.

That number is now down to 105 truckloads, and the city's works committee chair says even fewer trucks will be needed now that North York residents are participating."

shoe tree

Coffee shop employees find 'Bathroom Barbies'

Demi Moore made out of DOG TREATS!! Eat your heart out dawgs. 

The Dead Puppet Show

 
 

Night People: A Resource and... A Celebration!

Common Misconceptions about Night People

Strategies for Dealing with a Daytime World and the Tyranny of the Day People

Astrologer wrong on the big prediction

Two people had their buttocks slashed on heavily congested train platforms in downtown Tokyo on Saturday!!

Hockey rules!! Here is just one of the countless reasons why I'm a better person now that the NHL is up and runing again:


"The New York Rangers were forced to evacuate their Long Island hotel Thursday, just hours before their 5-4 loss to the rival New York Islanders, when a man wearing a surgical mask dumped a chemical on the floor and then drove away.

The 23-year-old man, former Garden City Hotel employee Scott Wallace, entered about 3 p.m., deliberately spilled the chemical on the floor of the rotunda area and then fled, Nassau County police said."

The CrayolaStore.com Silly Putty - 5lb. - $76.99:

Doggy Style: Man Arrested for Sexually Assaulting Dog : "Neighbors reported that he often slept naked in the doghouse with the family dog, Mayra, the statement said.
Neighbors also reported seeing Huizar in his back yard dressed in a woman's bra and panties, dancing with a broom handle, police said."

hangman

The NEXT NY Times Best Seller is Here! Avengers of the Fart Patrol Versus Monkey Squadron

Here is a sneak preview of some of the very important questions addressed by Mastai:

1. What is The Fart Patrol?
2. Is it named The Fart Patrol because it is an organization that patrols for farts?
3. Do they try to stop people from farting? Ordo they try to encourage more farting by people?
4. Why must The Fart Patrol be avenged? Are they incapable of avenging themselves?
5. Who is avenging The Fart Patrol? Do they have some other skills that will allow them to triumph where The Fart Patrol failed?
6. What is Monkey Squadron?
7. Does Monkey Squadron fight for the rights of monkeys to have legal protection within human-based law?
8. Is this because Monkey Squadron has been following recent scientific research about animal intelligence which has established that monkeys in general, and apes like chimpanzees and orangutans in particular, have advanced spatial, temporal, and mathematical reasoning skills and can use abstract communication systems, like sign language, to form complex sentences?
9. Or does Monkey Squadron fight against monkeys?
10. Do they fight against monkeys because they got freaked out when they saw Planet of the Apes as children?
11. When Monkey Squadron is over at someone's house, like at a party, and the host wants to liven things up by putting on a funny video where monkeys dress up like humans and get into amusing misadventures, does Monkey Squadron laugh along with everyone else?
12. Or does Monkey Squadron act all indignant and start lecturing everyone about how monkeys aren't here for our amusement and how many of them are on the endangered species lists and how we should respect monkeys and not treat them like trained retards?
13. Will The Fart Patrol be avenged?
14. Or is Monkey Squadron too powerful?
15. Is vengeance ever really a solution?
16. What is more compelling: a fart or a monkey?
17. Is there anything more compelling than a monkey farting?

Have you ever wondered about how people walk on broken glass? How about dipping fingers in molten lead or breaking a concrete block? Look no further than this article by David G. Willey: The Physics Behind Four Amazing Demonstrations

You don't have to have any talent to create a work of art using The SCRIBBLER.
Give it a try! It's rather addictive.

In other news... Woman dies after microwaving her clothes

The Museum of Food Anomalies

The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement

YOWZERS!!!!!!!!!

Sex worker Camille Cabral, representing French prostitutes, poses next to a European Union flag after a press conference organised by the International Committee on the Rights of Sex Workers in Europe (ICRSE), at the European Parliament in Brussels, October 17, 2005. The ICRSE wants to end the criminalization of the sex industry and give prostitutes the same social rights as other workers. REUTERS/Francois Lenoir

Ananova - David Copperfield to use 'magic' to make girl pregnant: "David Copperfield says he plans to impregnate a girl on stage - without even touching her."

Check out this fellow's highspeed photography site. He even has pictures of slicing open a raw egg. So cool...

Kaleidoscope Painter

"My philtrum leads to a tunnel! What happened to my nostrils?? Help!"

This is pretty funny for our 800th post, but Mr. Donnie Whalberg it is. What happened to this guy? It looks like he's aged 20 years over night!

Got room for one more?
Finnegan was resting in a nest in a cage just days before Giselle was due to deliver her puppies. Cantlon and her husband watched as the dog dragged the squirrel's cage — twice — to her own bedside before she gave birth. Cantlon was concerned, yet ultimately decided to allow the squirrel out — and the inter-species bonding began.
Two days after giving birth, mama dog Giselle allowed Finnegan to nurse; family photos and a videotape show her encouraging him to suckle alongside her litter of five pups.

Great Balls o' Fire - Glowing Breast Implants
"If you stick flashlights under or on the sides of your breasts if you have saline implants they don't exactly glow but they do light up and cast an eerie glow like The Great Pumpkin. You will also see lots of veins as well all over your breasts."

Man coughs up screw after operation MSNBC.com

Cat Born With 2 Tongues

Celebrity Look-Alike

Strage Story of the Hour: "A man found operating on a pigeon that he sedated with vodka was later arrested after animal control officers raided his house and discovered about 300 living and dead birds inside."

CRACKPOT TOP 8

Oh yes folks, none other than the famous Gene Ray is ranked number ONE!

Monobrow.com - Celebrating the Unity of Your Eyebrows

Spend a little time with this singing, smoking primate...

TheStar.com - Pregnant woman's belly cut open in vicious attack

"A woman clubbed her pregnant neighbour over the head with a baseball bat, drove her to the woods and cut her belly with a knife in an attempt to steal her baby, police say.

Police said yesterday's attack on Valerie Oskin was stopped before her baby was taken after a teenager on an all-terrain vehicle came across the women.

Andreassi said the teen saw the women about 5 p.m. and drove home to tell his father, who returned with him to the scene and found Conner and Oskin still there. The father and son left and at about 7 p.m. called police, who arrived a short time later and arrested Conner.

Andreassi could not explain why Conner remained at the scene for two hours even after she was spotted, or why it took so long for the boy and his father, who were not identified, to alert authorities."

Unrolling Kerala Fashion- How to wear a sari

If I dig a very deep hole, where I go? Find out!

Napkin Folding 101

Turning the Pages: High quality version of Alice's Adventures Underground

Google Search Tips

go anywhere disposable scrabble game.: "here's a scrabble board that conveniently prints on an A4 or lettter sized sheet of paper. if you are ever stuck on a plane or in a pub with no scrabble board you can use this sheet to get your fix."

Pumpkingutter.com
A gallery of amazingly carved pumpkins.

Good Watertower, EVIL WATERTOWER

Breakdancing with fingers - Google Video

Yikes! 15 Years in a Fridge

"The man is suffering a rare heat exchange disorder and cannot stand temperatures over 5 degrees Celsius. For nearly fifteen years no, Matyukhin has been living in a fridge."

local6.com - News - Dog Eats Woman's $6,000 Ring: "A California family's black labrador jumped up and ate its owner's $6,000 anniversary ring as the woman was admiring it with a friend"

Making Music:
"The founder of the band 'Talking Heads' has turned a disused paint factory by the Stockholm waterside into a giant musical instrument, constructed around an old wooden pump organ with its entrails ripped out and replaced with wires and pipes."

The Scratchpad - A Free Flash Based Drawing Game

Keepers of Lists - Top 40 Commercial Catch Phrases You Can Never Forget

WhoWhatWhen - Interactive Historical Timelines: "WhoWhatWhen is a database of people and events from 1000 A.D. to the present. Create graphic timelines of periods in history and of the lives of individuals."

Tactiva — Introduction to the TactaPad
Could the mouse as we know it be an endangered species?

This picture released by LifeGem, shows one of their creations: a diamond made from the ashes of cremated remains. LifeGem uses super-hot ovens to transform ashes to graphite and then presses the stone into blue and yellow diamonds that retail for anywhere from 2,700 to 20,000 USD(AFP/LifeGem-HO)

The Baby Name Wizard: NameVoyager Type in the name "Chiquita" and you will see that it reached it's heyday in the 1980s but then abruptly dropped off in the 90s. Oh the mysteries. I could spend forever at this site...

"NO LIE.. most bizare thing i’ve ever seen... my dog really crapped out a condom.. warning gross... but seriously true.... just look"
Submitted by Brandon G

local6.com - News - Teacher Mistakes Boy's Insulin Pump For Phone, Rips It Out: "A substitute teacher in Lake County, Fla., was terminated and banned from teaching in the county after he ripped out a student's insulin pump during class apparently thinking it was a ringing cell phone, according to a Local 6 News report."

nanoScratch.com

By KathyD
4gb White
Never had that little sick feeling after buying an Apple product before! Apple should offer refunds to those that want one, and design a new scratch resistant cover for those that will wait for it. No case available yet for it when I bought it. I told myself not to put this in my pocket with keys...keys heck! Just rolling around in my dockers caused this after carrying it around for 3 full days.

Yikes! This is Cruelty


"Getting that grumbling snuffling bulk out from under the duvet in the morning is a challenge you really shouldn't have to bother yourself with. Especially as the thing that emerges is inevitably grumpy and looks like a hung-over swamp monster. Well the Sonic Alarm makes the whole 'getting them out of bed' exercise a very simple, and indeed amusing, operation. Looking like an old-fashioned comedy hand grenade, the Sonic Alarm will wake pretty well anything up. Simply pull the pin, yell an emphatic "fire in the hole" and lob the grenade into the sleeper's room. After ten seconds a very annoying and piercingly loud noise (there are three volume settings) will blast out from the alarm. That's not all however, what makes this especially great is that to stop the alarm the sleeper has to find you so you can put the pin back in."

Leaf captain faces long layoff

..INTERESTING CELEBRITY QUOTES:

Celine Dion: 'My child was not only carried by me, but by the universe.'
Reverend Jesse Jackson: "Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment
turns the state into a gay dungeon-master."
Jack Nicholson: "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
Mariah Carey: "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
Burt Reynolds: "My movies were the kind they show in prisons and on aeroplanes, because no one can leave."
Charlotte Church: 'Mum, have I sung at the Hollywood Bowl?'
Christina Aguilera: 'So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?'
Colin Farrell: 'It's not that I'm stupid. I just don't think sometimes.'
David Arquette: 'I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky ... a pulsating force of incredible energy.'
Elle MacPherson: 'Underwear is such an emotional thing.'
Keanu Reeves: 'I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people.'
John Travolta: 'I called my son Jett and I wanted to call my daughter Qantas but my wife wouldn't let me.'
Justin Timberlake: 'I pick my nose and I'm not ashamed to admit it. If there's a bogey then just pick it, man.'
Melanie Griffith: 'There's a sculpture in our bedroom, a solid brass replica of Antonio's manhood. It's very expensive, he gave it to me as a romantic gift.'
Mick Jagger: 'You wake up in the morning and you look at your old spoon, and you say to yourself, "Mick, it's time to get yourself a new spoon." And you do.'
Puff Daddy/Puffy/P. Diddy/Diddy/Sean John/Sean Combs/Sean "Puffy" Combs: 'I feel safe in white because deep down inside, I'm an angel.'
Russell Crowe: 'I enjoy the company of cattle. I really enjoy knowing them, running my hand over them.'
Victoria Beckham: 'I dress sexily - but not in an obvious way. Sexy in a virginal way.'
Cameron Diaz: 'I can spend hours in a grocery store. I get so excited when I see food, I go crazy. I spend hours arranging my baskets so that everything fits in and nothing gets squashed. I'm really anal about it, actually.'
Penelope Cruz: 'When I start a movie, the first day, I feel like a duck.'
Brooke Shields: 'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.'
Britney Spears: 'I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.'
Alicia Silverstone: 'I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.'
Billy Bob Thornton: 'When people wear shoes that don't fit them, it says something about their soul. Generally, I think it means they are good people.'
Our President: 'Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.'

CANOE -- CNEWS - Weird News: Indian police arrest 67 women in death of barber suspected of black magic: "The barber was suspected of sorcery because 'he was seen throwing lemons here and there,' Satyanarayana said."

Northpinellas: Parents forget son, 5, at park: "A St. Petersburg family accidentally leaves Largo Central Park without one of its 10 children. "

I would love to know what Swamp Dogg's tunes sound like.