The NEXT NY Times Best Seller is Here! Avengers of the Fart Patrol Versus Monkey Squadron

Here is a sneak preview of some of the very important questions addressed by Mastai:

1. What is The Fart Patrol?
2. Is it named The Fart Patrol because it is an organization that patrols for farts?
3. Do they try to stop people from farting? Ordo they try to encourage more farting by people?
4. Why must The Fart Patrol be avenged? Are they incapable of avenging themselves?
5. Who is avenging The Fart Patrol? Do they have some other skills that will allow them to triumph where The Fart Patrol failed?
6. What is Monkey Squadron?
7. Does Monkey Squadron fight for the rights of monkeys to have legal protection within human-based law?
8. Is this because Monkey Squadron has been following recent scientific research about animal intelligence which has established that monkeys in general, and apes like chimpanzees and orangutans in particular, have advanced spatial, temporal, and mathematical reasoning skills and can use abstract communication systems, like sign language, to form complex sentences?
9. Or does Monkey Squadron fight against monkeys?
10. Do they fight against monkeys because they got freaked out when they saw Planet of the Apes as children?
11. When Monkey Squadron is over at someone's house, like at a party, and the host wants to liven things up by putting on a funny video where monkeys dress up like humans and get into amusing misadventures, does Monkey Squadron laugh along with everyone else?
12. Or does Monkey Squadron act all indignant and start lecturing everyone about how monkeys aren't here for our amusement and how many of them are on the endangered species lists and how we should respect monkeys and not treat them like trained retards?
13. Will The Fart Patrol be avenged?
14. Or is Monkey Squadron too powerful?
15. Is vengeance ever really a solution?
16. What is more compelling: a fart or a monkey?
17. Is there anything more compelling than a monkey farting?