A 1960's Japanese sex manual. The pictures are hilarious.

The Cincinnati Post: "
A lesbian psychologist sued a drug store chain -- and won -- when the store incorrectly filled a prescription that resulted in her oldest adopted daughter sexually abusing the younger adopted daughter."

Yahoo! News - Pig not degraded by televised sexual experience, British watchdog rules: "In one of their more delicate rulings of recent years, British television watchdogs ruled that a pig sexually pleasured on television by a minor celebrity did not feel degraded by the experience."

My Way - Celebrity Gossip: "IT'S OVER
Taking some of the focus off his embattled bro, Jermaine Jackson has filed for divorce from his wife, Alejandra, after nine years together. The couple have two young sons, Jaafar and Jermajesty. It's unclear what led to the split, but I'm betting it had something to do with the kids' names."

The Observer | International | Paternity suit runs into double trouble: "It is a paternity suit that not even DNA testing can solve. A five-year-old boy may never know his father's identity because his mother claims she had sex with identical twins at the time he was conceived."

Urine may cause bridge to collapse.

For those into architecture (Daniel Libeskind's crazy crystal weirdness) or simply for Torontonians who'd like to watch their city, go check out this webcam!

CBC Calgary - Baby elephant in critical condition
I'm worried about the baby elephant!! Apparently they're going to give it a blood transfusion. I really really really hope the little (big) one pulls through.

Welcome To The Retro Future

The MC Hammer Project This is RIGHT up our alley. Why didn't Meghan and I think of this first?!

Condi Rice is Angry!!

The Anal Sacs Page

Click on the picture
of the dog to to start
his tail wagging.
Click again to zoom in
and see the placement
of the anal sacs

DYKEdolls

If you want crack up at how much times have changed, click on this link:
How It Works...The Computer

Okay so there is half a house on the side of an American freeway - the top half. The pic is priceless. This is one of the best panoramas EVER! Trust me. This site is also rad: you can follow a woman on a motorbike ride through the "ghost zone" around chernobyl! Also, don't forget that the 17,000 Albinos in Tanzania need better skin cancer treatment!

Meghan's soulmate has been found!. In a secret location, somwhere in the United Sates of America, a fellow Streisand-loving genius has been getting down to some good ol' monkey business. Babs mockers unite! 

Here is a superhero UNITARD! You can buy them online. My hope is that they're breathable.  

Unlike fine wines, turkeys do not get better with age.

That's the obvious truth according to Carol Miller, Turkey Talk-Line supervisor for Butterball.

The turkey producer turns 50 this year, and Miller says while a 50-year-old frozen turkey would be safe to eat because harmful bacteria doesn't grow in the cold, it wouldn't be very tasty.

In fact, the carcass would be freeze-dried and tasteless and no amount of basting would help it.

Miller says Butterball did not save its first frozen turkey and preserve it under glass, but she did take a call a few years ago from a father and son who cleaned out their deep freezer and found a turkey from 1969.

Miller says the dad wanted to cook it, but she told them it wouldn't be worth eating.

You can call the turkey hotline at 1-800-Butterball from now until Dec. 25.

The Txoko-berri and Zazpiak-bat.

Ananova - Liver pills turn black man white: "This is terrible. I disappeared. I was a black man inside and a white man outside."

Excite News: "For this mother of five, grandmother of 14 and great-grandmother of six, the news of her pregnancy was even more shocking considering she had her tubes tied after the birth of her last child - 33 years ago."

Hey Everybody - Today is Meghan's Birthday!!! This coffee drinkin', animal lovin', superbabe was born on Saturday November 11th, 1978. Happy Birthday Meghan Elizabeth! This world is a better place with you in it. 

MarryAnAmerican - Homepage - No good American will be left behind!: "Now that George W. Bush has been officially elected, single, sexy, American liberals - already a threatened species - will be desperate to escape.
These lonely, afraid (did we mention really hot?) progressives will need a safe haven.
You can help. Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American. Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbours from four more years of cowboy conservatism."

Talking Dogs

A woman undergoing cancer treatment has had her fertility saved after doctors transplanted her ovary into her arm.

Fractal Fingers 

Magazine ranks worst jobs in science: "7. Ecologist at St. John's Harbor in Newfoundland, Canada.
Every day the bay absorbs the equivalent of five Olympic-sized swimming pools of raw sewage - and associated 'floatables' - from city sewers."

ORLANDO!!  

For some reason, this creature reminds me of Beth's old boyfriend Stephan.. 

Check me out I am a SEXY KITTY! 

Mr. Doubletalk - Durwood Fincher!

Yahoo! News - Something You Don't See Everyday...: "Police in the western town of Duelmen said the couple were spotted by pedestrians late Friday morning having intercourse. Pedestrians in the town of 40,000 called police, but the couple initially ignored police orders to stop. "

A lion attacked a man who jumped into the animal's enclosure and shouted: "Jesus will save you!"

The Best DUI Arrest In History Ok, now this little video clip is TOO FUNNY!! I'm almost tempted to say that it's not real! I really really want to download this, but I don't know how!! WATCH IT!