Suck Me! Suck Me!

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The Polyphonic Spree - The Quest For The Rest

TalkBackwards.com - Backmasking & Reverse Speech

Celebrities...At Their Worst!

Ron Mueck Life Castings

Dave VE7CNV's Truly Canadian Dictionary of Canadian Spelling

Paul Robles: Paradise What do you see?

I am: Cordwainer Smith (Paul M.A. Linebarger) This inimitably unique storyteller created a future with so many deep layers of history that all the world we know is practically lost in it.

Which science fiction writer are you?

Great collection of pics for us fans of SAM, the "world's ugliest dog"!

Man dies in Washington State after fucking a horseServes you right, asshole! Meanwhile, this guy needs to be raped by a blind tiger

What is with no laws against beastiality?!?!?

"The hunt is on for a turd burglar."

Imagine Canada

rosie O'donnell's blog entry about Luther vandross: "luther vandross
Posted by ro @ 9:47 pm in love

kel and i had dinner at his house
in greenwich
a beautiful home
with beige suede walls
he told us to touch

he had a wait staff
dressed in black and white uniforms
who served us dinner

he hardly ate at all
as he was full from the chinese take out
he and his friends
had 45 minutes before we arrived

he loved his bedroom
he had a huge wide screen tv
with a well worn lazy boy recliner
right in front of it
he never missed oprah

gone 2 soon
sweet soft man
i loved him"

Separated at Birth?!?!  

Check out these baby creatures. Do you know what kind of animal they are? I didn't until I read the caption. Get this: the above animals are two baby giant pandas!! 

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Facts on Farts

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Meghan looks much more like Cameron Diaz than theseCameron Diaz lookalikes!

Make your own FLIPBOOK!

Is this ever neat. You can make an online flipbook of your very own.

follow the leader

spooky!!!

i figured out my "ecological footprint" accprding to this site and it sucks ass! I swear - I try to live such a simple life but I think just by virtue of the civilization that I live in, I take up too many resources! Time to make some institutional and philosophical changes, Earth!

So here are my results. Click anywhere on them to do the quiz yourself!

CATEGORY GLOBAL HECTARES
FOOD 0.5
MOBILITY 0.5
SHELTER 0.9
GOODS/SERVICES 1.1
TOTAL FOOTPRINT 3



IN COMPARISON, THE AVERAGE ECOLOGICAL FOOTPRINT IN YOUR COUNTRY IS 8.8 GLOBAL HECTARES PER PERSON.

WORLDWIDE, THERE EXIST 1.8 BIOLOGICALLY PRODUCTIVE GLOBAL HECTARES PER PERSON.



IF EVERYONE LIVED LIKE YOU, WE WOULD NEED 1.7 PLANETS.

The Perfect Gift: "A Hammacher Schlemmer catalog exclusive, this is the world's only aquatic pod suite that offers panoramic views simultaneously above and below the surface of the water. Circular, with a 'flying saucer' aspect, the suite rests directly on the water, the lower portion submerged approximately five feet. Perfect as a getaway at a favorite lagoon, beach, lake or river, the suite offers spectacular 300° views of the environment.

Beam lights illuminate the depths for viewing the aquatic surroundings after dark. With a 150 square-foot interior, the self-contained, circular suite has all the furnishings for two people to enjoy on-the-water living. The interior has a central air conditioning system, desalination unit, mini-bar, audio-video system with Bose® stereo, king-size bed, toilet and shower. Outside, a floating terrace circumscribes the unit, providing a 6.6-foot-wide surface for sun bathing or enjoying breezes off the water. The inflatable terrace also lends stability and extra buoyancy to the suite, and protects it from scratches and bumps when visiting boats or windsurfers dock alongside. The above-water entrance is a watertight aviation design that prevents stray moisture and splashes from dampening the interior. Unlike houseboats, this unit remains permanently anchored at a specific location by an environmentally-friendly anchor that attaches with a durable, corrosion-resistant chain. It can also be towed by a boat.

A 2.5kva diesel generator with exhaust silencer produces 220-volt power to supply all necessary electricity. Interior headroom is 71/3' H. Exterior is 281/2' Diameter (including the floating terrace). (Overall weight 5,500 lbs., including ballast)

Personalized service: call 1-800-227-3518 between 8 a.m. and 12 p.m. Eastern time and our Product Specialists will answer your questions. The unit is shipped and delivered by the manufacturer's representatives and covered exclusively by the manufacturer's warranty. Price incl"