George Michael BUSTED!
George looked out of it "“He was found with his head slumped against the wheel.
“No one could rouse him. He was virtually unconscious. When the police came he could hardly speak.”"
I had to post this because his picture is too funny! Stoner!

Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine

A disturbing case was discovered Tuesday about a Central Ohio man who allegedly told police he likes to drink the urine of adolescent boys.According to police, Patton said he's been drinking urine for years.

"He told us he's been doing it over 40 years, since he was 7 years old," Fithen said.

Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom.

Patton allegedly told police that he leaves the stall after the child leaves.
"He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Fithen said.

Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him. He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth."

A New Albany father played a role in Patton's arrest. He told someone at a movie theater that Patton was staring at his son in the bathroom. The theater employee then called police.

KDKA - Pittsburgh's Source for Breaking News, Weather and Sports: Severed Male Body Part Brought To Local Store: "KDKA’s Ralph Iannotti reports that a man went into a local store and asked the clerk to warm up - in the microwave - what appears to be a severed male body part.

Customers going in and out of the Giant Eagle Get-Go mini market on 5th Avenue in McKeesport didn't know what to think when they saw police activity on the scene.

A man walked in and asked a female clerk if she could use the store microwave to warm up something he had wrapped in a paper towel.

Concerned about an unusual odor from the oven, the clerk opened the microwave to check on the item and out tumbled what appeared to be a severed human penis, wrapped up in the paper towel.
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This photo released by the Los Angeles Zoo shows Willy, a 10-year-old, 187-pound Red River porcine, right, nuzzling his new companion Nicole, a 16-year-old bongo antelope, in their exhibit at the zoo Feb. 13, 2006, in Los Angeles. Willy's mate Ruby died last summer of cancer and within a week the hog turned to the antelope for companionship.

Faces of Meth funny!!!

Google Answers: whistling: "step-by-step instructions on how to whistle using your fingers"

Calif. Woman, 62, Gives Birth to Baby Boy

"REDDING, Calif. - A 62-year-old woman gave birth Friday to a healthy 6-pound, 9-ounce baby boy, becoming one of the oldest women in the world to successfully bear a child.

Janise Wulf gave birth to her 12th child. She is also a grandmother of 20 and a great-grandmother of three.

Family members said the delivery went smoothly, despite earlier concerns about the mother's health. Wulf, a diabetic, experienced swelling and higher blood pressure earlier this week, prompting doctors to perform the Caesarean section a week early.

Wulf and her third husband, Scott, 48, named the red-haired boy Adam Charles Wulf. He follows just 3 1/2 years behind his older brother, Ian.

'I hate to raise one alone, without a sibling,' said Wulf, who was impregnated both times through in vitro fertilization.

The oldest woman on record to give birth is a 66-year-old Adriana Iliescu of Romania, who had a Caesarean section Jan. 15, 2005.

The Guinness Book of World Records also lists two 63-year-old women who have given birth: Rosanna Della Corte of Italy in 1994 and Acheli Keh of California in 1996. News reports, however, list Della Corte's age at 62 when she gave birth."

Woman Who Weighs 37 Pounds Has Healthy BoyTULARE, Calif. (AP) - A woman who weighs 37 pounds, stands 3 feet tall and uses a wheelchair has given birth to her first child.
Eloysa Vasquez, 38, suffers from Type 3 osteogenesis imperfecta, a disorder that makes bones soft and brittle.
Baby Timothy weighed only 3 pounds, seven ounces because doctors had to deliver him eight weeks prematurely to protect the mother's fragile health. The child did not inherit his mother's genetic condition.
Vasquez' husband, Roy, said his wife's small stature can be deceiving: "She's a strong lady."
Obstetrician James Smith estimated Timothy's birth was a one-in-a-million event.
Her tiny, distorted body left little room for a fetus to grow and Vasquez suffered two miscarriages before doctors at Stanford University's Lucile Packard Children's Hospital delivered her son, Timothy, by Cesarean section Jan. 24.

'We just took one day at a time. We had a lot of people praying for us. We just believed ... and here we have our son,' Vasquez told The Fresno Bee for a story Thursday."

Baby feeds on dog's milk
"DAR ES SALAAM (Reuters) - A Tanzanian mother went into hysterics when she found her six month-old baby suckling dog's milk, a local daily reported Thursday.

The mother left her son on a mat while she went to hang clothes in the yard of her Dar Es Salaam home, Uhuru newspaper said. When she came back to find him suckling on the dog, she screamed and rushed to her brother's house to seek advice.

But the brother managed to convince her dog's milk was harmless. 'Since that day the baby is doing well and hasn't had diarrhea or any signs of illness,' he was quoted as saying.

Another relative, who witnessed the incident Monday, was also unperturbed. 'The baby was satisfied, since his belly was full and his lips had traces of milk,' he told Uhuru."

Man Eats 50-Year-Old Chicken to Honor His Bride

After 50 years of marriage, this guy sure knows how to make a lady feel special.

A United Kingdom man celebrated his golden wedding anniversary not by bestowing his bride with jewelry or a night out on the town, but by eating a 50-year-old tin of chicken.

The BBC reports that Les and Beryl Lailey received the chicken as a wedding gift in 1956. The Buxted Chicken tin remained in their pantry through several moves until the couple celebrated 50 years together this month.

"We kept it safe, and I always said 'on my 50th wedding anniversary I'm going to eat that chicken' -- so I did," Lailey said.

Lailey explains that when the couple first wed, they had very little money, so they "did their own buffet."

"We got a hamper as a present and included in it was this whole chicken in a tin. We didn't use it and packed it away and kept it," Lailey said.

Les Lailey, he of the iron stomach, hero of those who stand defiantly in the face of the threat of food poisoning, says he has not felt ill since eating the chicken.

CBC News: Booze and flying didn't mix for Austrian songbirds:
"Alcohol, not avian flu, contributed to the deaths of 40 songbirds in Vienna last month, Austrian veterinarians have found.

Experts initially feared the birds were killed by bird flu. However, tests showed their livers were damaged from intoxication. They were all been found with their necks broken after flying into windows across the city.

The livers of the birds resembled those of 'chronic alcoholics,' Sonja Wehsely, a spokeswoman for Vienna's veterinary authority, told Austrian television on Thursday.

The birds apparently got tipsy gorging on fermented berries.

Alcohol from the rotting berries may have caused the birds to become disoriented and fly into the windows, she said."

Aged Irish beef gets the chop: "SOFIA (Reuters) - Twenty-year-old Irish beef which may have been making its way to the processed food industry has been impounded in Bulgaria, which is toughening up food safety standards under pressure from the European Union.

Three truckloads containing 75 tonnes of the discoloured meat was blocked at Bulgaria's southwest border with Greece last month because its papers were suspect.

'The Irish veterinary service has confirmed the beef is around 20 years old,' Agriculture Ministry spokeswoman Margarita Kozhuharova said on Friday.

Bulgarian media have reported that meat producers import old meat to use in salami and other processed food.

However, the bluish-purple-tinged beef is unlikely to find its way to the dinner table, processed or otherwise. The Agriculture Ministry said it would probably burn it."