Sunday, February 29, 2004

Hey stupid - are you too dumb to know there are 4 different simultaneous 24 hour days within a single rotation of Earth? Greenwich 1 day is a lie. 4 quadrants = 4 corners, and 4 different directions. Each Earth corner rotates own separate 24 hour day. Infinite days is stupidity.
If I tell a human that his 4-corner head (nose, 2 ears and back corner) has only a 1-corner face, the dumb- ass will say to me - "prove it". He knows not that his face is a corner. Dumb ass teachers fear Time Cube and will eat dung before debating it.
Dumb students are educated stupid.
Time Cube: "Your father was a fish. You evolved
from an egg laid in water, fertilized by
a sperm fish swimming upstream -
just as salmon swim up stream to
fertilize female egg laid in the water.
Maybe, you should worship a fish god. "

Saturday, February 28, 2004

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Thursday, February 26, 2004

Accused shit-eating pimp has scented genitalia

The Corporation GO SEE THIS MOVIE NOW!

Okay so I experienced a slight shift of paradigm tonight. Just a little.

The problem with awareness of environmental, social, justice, and economic issues is that one can get so depressed and feel so discouraged and impotent. I am trying to rectify these emotions by going to law school although that is a whole other can of worms. The thing is that these days when I speak to fellow compassionate humans, we usually end up with the same old conclusions: humans are fucked, we are raping our home, we are like a cancer, we are on a path of self-destruction, the world will be better off once we have killed ourselves off....etc.etc.etc.

Now what if we look at our species as facing a huge and glorious challenge? We like solving problems and being curious, as history testifies to. Is it possible to see this capitalism/globalization/free trade and low labour standards crap as just a crazy damn hurdle that we must work our way over as a civilization? I mean in that light, it almost seems fun and exciting! A new riddle to play with!

Maybe I am just temporarily inspired....

Wednesday, February 25, 2004

Labrador retriever found alive month after boat sinks, wants steak

American soldier flees to Canada

People born blind can see during a near death experience

Man Charged After Defecating in Diaper

Trogledytes on crystal meth!!

Monday, February 23, 2004

Leaked Pentagon report warns climate change may bring famine, war: report Okay So Why Do We Care About Janet Jackson's Nipple?

Sunday, February 22, 2004

Gollum Rap (Towers Are The Players) this is guaranteed to crack up idiots like me!!

Saturday, February 21, 2004

Ass Prober!

Thursday, February 19, 2004

Watch as the woman falls into the hole! Too Funny!

A hilarious short clip of a big lady falling into a hole!a>

Check out my Morality! 80% liberal, 20% conservativeThe Morality Test: Read about me and then do it yourself

Wednesday, February 18, 2004

Balls Stoner Game

Interactive Spider Geometry (Mygalomorph Patterns) This is super cool.

South African family lives alone for 20 yrs and now talks in grunts! Meghan McDermott the only qualified translator.

"Fart jokes, bathroom humor and interest in bodily products and functions usually begin to occur in pre-adolescent children," said Patricia Saunders, a child psychologist in Manhattan. "It's all part of the developmental process, but the titillation is really a kind of anxiety," she said.

Tuesday, February 17, 2004

Why did Salvador Dali need goats? - PRAVDA.RuIn search of inspiration, Dali would demand and entire herd of goats to be delivered to the hotel.

Monday, February 16, 2004

This guy's website is absolutely crazy! Please take at least 10-13 minutes to totally devote yourself to learning the this man's crazy plan. The man has fried brains!

Thursday, February 12, 2004

Federal Liberals re-introduce marijuana bill Rock On! I love this damn nation that I was born into through sheer chance. This is great news! Although the increased penalties for the producers of the herb is paradoxical!!! Yahoooo!!

Wednesday, February 11, 2004

Looks like Courtney Love is stoned right out of it and has one too many plastic surgeries.

People with "Cotard's Syndrome" mistakenly believe that they have lost organs or that they have died and are walking corpses

Saturday, February 07, 2004

Sierra Sun

Friday, February 06, 2004

This is such a cool site for stoners! And for anyone who appreciates cool little interactive clip things. Modern Living

Tuesday, February 03, 2004

Climate change bigger than terror fight: Anderson

He told police he noticed a brown female stray dog wagging its tail and "acting sexy" and pulled it into some tall grass by the roadside. But the dog resisted, biting him on his face, chest and arms before he gave up his attempt and tried to stagger home.
Dog rape attempt goes astray

Sunday, February 01, 2004

Janet Jackson's nipple tassle revealed when Justin Timberlake RIPS off part of her shirt during the Super Bowl Half Time.

One-third of Iran's parliament quits

Politically Right.com - August 2003