Guess who this is??!?!??  

Man missing from hospital found in stolen ambulance with dead deer in back

Colon Cleansing!:

"It wasn't very many days - maybe 4 or 5 - when I began seeing things leaving my body that were astounding. I had worms inside me - how disgusting. The movement in my right side has gone - those were worms moving through my bowels. Yuk. I used your product for 2 months and didn't change my diet in any way.
I still had some Colonix left and…started on the remainder of the Colonix. I am continuing to see these worms and egg sacks in my stool. A lot of them are around 4 to 8 inches long and it is so gross the way they come out. My excrements look just like your pictures on your website. I can't believe all this junk is in me but I want it out. I can feel my insides being cleansed. I've noticed my eyes look clearer. I can't wait to get this all out of me…"

I'm fighting a fever today and this dog is the closest approximation I could find to represent how I feel. You know those days? 

Is it just me or has Madonna had some work done on her teeth? Click on the photo to see a close-up - it looks like her trademark gap is gone! 

Our cousin Amanda farted this out!

Deviant Desires - "how about: popping zits":

"Now the the huge zit that was under my husband's underarm...omggg....my hub started to complain about soreness under his arm, like sharp pain...he said it had been bothering him on and off for a few weeks....i asked him to lift up his arm......ah what a beautiful sight...his entire underarm was inflamed and swollen to the size of a lemon....no joke....and in the middle....was the most gorgeous cyst/pimple i had ever seen....it was the size of a small grape....i cleaned it with alcohol and used a pin to put a hole in it....it bled like crazy....then there it was, the beautiful twisted up underarm hair....i pulled it out and it was dripping with tons of pus....but it doesnt end there....i went in for the squeeze....when i squeezed it was literally like his underarm vomited, first it was yellow pus, then greenish, then greyish...i wiped it but the flow of pus would not stop, i grabbed a small paper dixie cup and held it under his arm and the pus just came flowing into the cup even without squeezing!!!! 1/2 the dixie cup was filled with pus...we put a hot wet cloth on his underarm for about 1/2 hour, and it started all over again...i squeezed and it all this GREY pus just kept oozing out and would not stop, by the time we were done, we had a paper dixie cup full of grey/green pus.....just typing all of this is making my heart race so fast.....i pray all the time hub gets another one....i know that is mean but i dont care...hubby made me pour the pus down the sink i wanted to save it "

For all of you fellow Arrested Development fans, be sure to check out Balboa Observer-Picayune.
There are like minded folks who appreciate the absurd!!

These rides are found on top of the Stratosphere hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada. 

The Man Who Lives in A Hole

"Daniel Price lives in a hole in the ground.

I am following him on my bike to his dwelling of 11 years, off the main street, down a forested
track, in a little hamlet called Joseph, way out in the boonies of Eastern Oregon."

This little "masterpiece" is titled "I CAN SATISFY ANIMAL." The good news is that there is plenty more in the department of Indian beastiality artwork.   To see such gems as "I Know Monkey is our Fore Father" and "Bitch and a Man" click HERE!

"Nippon Television's (NTV) producers have obviously never heard of the Geneva Convention. If they had, they wouldn't have treated poor Nasubi the way they did. They wouldn't have stripped him naked and shut him in an apartment, alone with no food, furniture, household goods, or entertainment. They wouldn't have kept him there for over a year until he had won $10 000 in prizes by sending in postcards to contests. They wouldn't have cut him off from the world and they would have told him that he was on nation-wide TV."
To keep reading, click HERE.

bleeding-heart liberal seeks sperm donor for potential abortion:
"PLEASE IMPREGNATE ME SO THAT I CAN ABORT A FETUS WHILE I STILL CAN. "

Penis Enlargement Case Study:
"The quest of an average man with an average phallus to either prove or disprove some of the claims about penis enlargement through a 6 month personal case study.

Does Penis Enlargement Really Work?"

This blogger finds out...

Opossum Project
Purpose of the Opossum Project: "A careful and scientific study of what happens to a deceased opossum when it is placed in a bucket of water."

Am I Gay?:

"So last night I was extremely drunk in the shower, trying to sober up. It didn't work at all and I thought to myself, What it would feel like to finger my own ass? So I started fingering furiously and got off to it. Am I gay?
Shawn, U.S. (8/31/05)

Shawn,
No, you are not gay. You were drunk and you took advantage of yourself in the shower. The alcohol lowered your inhibitions and allowed you to experiment with a new masturbation technique, which involved sticking your finger up your butt. Just because you got off on it, that doesn't make you gay. Many straight men enjoy anal stimulation to enhance orgasm, either as part of masturbation or during sex (straight sex, with women), especially if it involves pressure on the prostate gland. You're still straight, you've just expanded your horizons."

This is a slug penis. This particular slug was injected with the peptide hormone APGWamide. This hormone causes erections within minutes. When slugs finish mating one slug will chew the penis completely off the other, a process called Apophallation.  

 

I am astonished at recent reports in the press about the presence of a Rottweiler dog here in Oak Bay, Hampshire Road to be precise, where there is such a concentration of seniors unable by nature to defend themselves.
Not that anyone would be safe for long in front of an aggressive prey dog.
Even stranger and more difficult to accept is that, given the presence of seismic activity on the B.C. coast, dogs of prey and other dangerous animals are permitted.
Can anyone imagine the scene after a major earthquake, with people immobilized in the wreckage and hungry dogs on the loose, in urgent need of food? We could become their prey. What else?
J.R. Fox,
Oak Bay

(transcribed word for word from the Letters page of the Victoria Times Colonist from yesterday)

Iraq chaos threatens ancient faith: "Their religion, Mandeanism, comes from the same general background as Judaism, Christianity and Islam."

 

New Zealand Herald - Badminton: Black Cocks name reconsidered

The Gay Gene: Human Handedness & Human Sexual Orientation

J.Lo's bodyguard knocks off Mills-McCartney's leg!!!:

"Heather Mills McCartney was left limping in agony after allegedly having her false leg knocked off by one of Jennifer Lopez's bodyguards during a fur protest at J. Lo's fashion headquarters.

The injury occurred as Heather, who lost her real leg in a motorbike accident in 1993, stormed into the New York office of the Latin diva's fashion label, Sweetface, which uses fur in its clothing range.
The former model, married to Beatles legend Sir Paul McCartney, was attempting to show Lopez a video showing racoons being skinned alive in China.
During the protest, Heather clashed with the star's security guards and as they tried to move her out of the building her prosthetic leg reportedly twisted and came loose, leaving Heather writhing in agony. "

Let the games begin! 

boobies

Billy Ray Mullet! Not really, but I think that Billy Ray would be proud! 

Harper's Index for July 2005 : "Number of free copies of Don Quixote being distributed by the Venezuelan government this year: 1,000,000"

Huh? I never read this but I try to keep tabs on Venezuelan politics. Any insight?

Elijah Wood looking ready to take on the world. Sort of. 

City Creator - Build

BBC NEWS | South Asia | Woman locked in shed for 25 years This is sad!

Elephant Encyclopedia

Spermcube

FAMILY RECIPES!: "Master Tony's
Tater Tot Casserole

INGREDIENTS:
1 pound tofu grillers (Father Tony was a strict vegetarian...may substitute ground beef)
1/4 onion, chopped
1 16-ounce bag tater tots
1 can cream of mushroom soup
1 can of milk
5 grams sodium penthathol

PREPARATION:
Brown the tofu (or beef) in a skillet; with chopped onions, salt, pepper, and 5 grams sodium penthathol. Drain any liquid and place in a casserole dish. Place tater tots over meat. Mix can of cream of mushroom soup and a can of milk. Pour this over the tater tots and ground beef. Bake at 350 degrees for 30 minutes.

Love one another!"

Montage-a-google launcher

Speegle

Man pleads guilty to raping, stabbing daughter and leaving her at campsite This man is an absolute lunatic. The guy just got out of prison in January 2004 after serving for years for raping his ex-wife's 13 year-old sister. I hope this time he serves an awful lot longer than four years.... That poor girl's life is wrecked - it would be traumatic regardless of who the evildoer is, but for it to be your very own dad?? That's got to cause a lifetime of issues...

VERY VERY VERY WEIRD!!!!!

The Many Scarey Faces Of Courtney Love

Sam & Susie's Blog: Hurting SAM????: "All it takes to get him to growl is to very gently squeeze or very gently touch his leg. He actually bites his own leg MUCH harder than I touch it. Mostly he just growls on his own anyway! I am NOT touching his legs in any of the snarly photos but I did lightly squueze his leg on camera . "

IFILM - Viral Videos: Kanye West Attacks Bush! WATCH IT!

Wombats!

English Accents and Dialects:
"Listen to England's changing voice. Extracts from the Survey of English Dialects and the Millennium Memory Bank document how we spoke and lived in the 20th century. There are nearly 700 recordings !"

Suicide Grasshoppers Brainwashed by Parasite Worms hahah yeah. human versions?

Take a Whiff -- because poop doesn't have to stink!

Herald Sun: Sean Penn's rescue bid sinks [05sep05]

Penn had planned to rescue children waylaid by Katrina's flood waters, but apparently forgot to plug a hole in the bottom of the vessel, which began taking water within seconds of its launch.

Ragnarok

Sisters! Those of you who don't know - guess who is older? Meghan (left) or Erin (right)? 

Strong strong Sri Chinmoy - here he is holding up Nelson Mandela with his bare arms! 

Shenanigans! 

Pug pacifier. 

Independent Online Edition > Africa : app1: "Swazi girls celebrate as king lifts ban on sex for under-18s"

Bootleg Toys The Undicovered Playthings: Spice Girls - Girls Power Dolls

The Spider: "These things are really popular, but every once in a while you're likely to have a bad reaction. (I once made one for a tip, and popped it up on the bar. When the girl turned around and saw it, for just that split second, it looked real. She let out a scream at the top of her lungs, and must have jumped three feet straight into the air. She was slightly arachniphobic. Oops.)"

Haunted Paper Toys Wow!!!

eBay: MICRO PREEMIE,NICU, IV'S,BABY GIRL There is something altogehter bizarre about this entire auction...

Postcrossing - The Postcard Crossing Project This is a really interesting idea - you sign up and then send a postcard to a random person. You also get to receive postcards too!! Sign up and reconnect with good old snail mail.

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly: "Rumors are spreading that Kirsten Dunst is pregnant, after she was photographed checking out prenatal vitamins with her sex lover, Jake Gyllenhaal. And believe me, I threw up three or four times just trying to type out that last sentence. I don't know if you know this, but Kirsten Dunst is horribly unattractive, so you can imagine my horror when I found out that somebody had enough sex with her to possibly get her pregnant. I'd imagine that after Jake did it with her once, he would have realized that putting his penis into a disgusting troll monster would be bad news. The only explanation I can come up with is that Kirsten Dunst faked her pregnancy after their first sex session and is holding it over Jake to get more loving. That's kind of stretching it though, since everybody knows humans and troll monsters can't have babies together. It would be like a monkey getting an alligator pregnant. An ugly, pebble-toothed, troll-faced alligator, who's supposedly 23 but looks 48"

South Africa anti-rape condom aims to stop attacks - Yahoo! News: "The device, made of latex and held firm by shafts of sharp barbs, can only be removed from the man through surgery which will alert hospital staff, and ultimately, the police"

Poker addicts like Shane can now play anywhere with cell phones. As if online poker wasn't accessible enough - now we can play poker in the middle of the woods! I wonder if this new portable poker playin' possibility is enough to convince Shane "anti-cellphone" McCarthy that they're not all bad? 

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Death - the last taboo: Interactive Autopsy

UPDATE: Fats Domino Found in New Orleans

Owl Puke in a BOOK!

Owl puke? What's up with that? Here's how it works:
1. Hungry owl eats rodents.
2. Owl pukes up rodent remains in a big fuzzy pellet.
3. Kids dissect pellet & find skeleton inside.

TheStar.com - R&B legend Fats Domino, 77, missing in New Orleans

Julian Beever's pavement drawings. The 3D illusions are particularly fantastic...

Local Family Has Daughter Born Without a Face I watched a documentary on this little girl recently. Cognitively she's perfect, it's just her little face that needs some help. Poor kiddo!