yo yo yo.

Attention: Readers!

Are you a Fortesqueue or a Stanislaus??Our identities were revealed from the start. Now it is your turn! Don't be shy!

The dog pic links to my new favourite site.

Blood Swapping Reanimates Dead Dogs

Meghan and Erin (Fortesqueue & Forrtesqueue) in Toronto: June 27, 2005 

Dear Readers,

The two fortesqueues have reunited in the "middle east" of North America as our dear dear grandma Jean has left the land of the living. Sorry but our retardation will be in suspended animation for a few days while we do death things.

Full Power!!!

(ps hunt for crazy links on our behalf, please)

CelebAtheists

Hollywood Is Calling
"Now for the first time ever you can have a real celebrity make a live phone call to someone you know for just $19.95. You can also purchase an email video greeting card with a message from your favorite star for just $5. Whether it's for a special occasion or just for the fun of it, there's no better way to impress a client, sweetheart or a friend.

THESE ARE NOT PRE-RECORDED MESSAGES OR VOICE IMPERSONATORS. ALL CALLS ARE MADE LIVE BY THE ACTUAL CELEBRITY. FOR DETAILS CLICK HERE "

PETA: Tell Us: Who Are the World's Sexiest Vegetarians?

Docs stunned by 'menstruating' boy(thanks, dude!)

• Image Imagine • Weird odd strange images evil surreal pictures gallery

Tattoo Removal Only check this site out if you have a strong stomach...

Eye Think, Inc. Lifetiles I would love one of these

Giant popsicle melts, floods New York City park

these pics connect to little movie clips that are simply HILARIOUS! get ready to laugh!

Persistent Baby What a FUNNY child.

Showoff Hilarious little video of a cyclist who shows off his victory a tad too early.

NOVA | The Elegant Universe | Watch the ENTIRE Program | PBS

Computer Animation of Paul Bernardo's home for the past 10 years.

Very strange website. The person who runs the site loves pregnant animals... here's one quote: "WOW! It's the most remarkable photo in my collection! What a wonderful dog! What a distended belly! What a pink, swollen nipples! I REALLY LOVE DOGS!!! "

LSD and the No-Hitter:
"Dock Ellis Says He Pitched 1970 No-Hitter Under The Influence of LSD"

So others deal with the paradox of loving life but hating mosquitoes! Oh Dalai Lama, let's breed mosquitoes and you can meet my mom and see that lesbians are A-OK after all!

Another reason to vote NDP I want to punch the blue man group.

Six-legged puppy dumped at temple: "A puppy with two extra legs and a second penis is drawing curious stares at a temple"

Charges Against Teen Upgraded After Dog He Allegedly Raped Dies What a horrible awful story. That poor doggie.

Crucified nun dies in 'exorcism': "A Romanian nun has died after being bound to a cross, gagged and left alone for three days in a cold room in a convent"

Human embryonic stem cells have the potential to develop into eggs and sperm in the laboratory

Teen charged after vomiting on teacher: "The student's father said his son told him he did not mean to throw up on the teacher but had been made uncontrollably ill by the stress of final exams."

CHARGED WITH BATTERY!

James Poling: BREAKING NEWS: Actual Letter from Cheerleaders Caught Pooping on Pizza: "Like Dear Fossil Ridge Squad,

We're totally sorry for taking a poo on our pizza and trying to blame it on you. It was all Britney's idea and she's the one that originally tried to poo on the pizza only she hasn't eaten anything in two days so she only farted a few times and then cried a little. Luckily Alison and Heather hadn't purged yet and managed to squeeze a few logs out next to the pepperoni and anchovies. You see we started out just pooing on the pizza for fun, it wasn't until later that we came up with the idea of blaming it on you guys. Anyway, I hope there's no hard feelings. TTFN! BFF!"

Bar of soap sells for $18,000: "Perhaps the oddest piece of work at Art Basel is a bar of soap, displayed on a square of black velvet, purportedly made from Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi's fat, removed during liposuction."

frees-melvin.ca :: HomeVote for Chuck. He has a crush on Elsie Wayne. What else do you need to know?

What happened to Lady Miss Kier?  

CNN.com - College towns lead in marijuana use - Jun 16, 2005: "Marijuana use
The regions with the 10 highest and lowest rates of marijuana use by residents 12 and over, according to a report by the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration:

Highest


Boston, 12.16 percent
Boulder, Colorado, 10.3
Southeast Massachusetts, 9.53
Portland, Ore., region, 9.48
Champlain Valley, Vermont, 9.37
San Francisco region, 9.24
Hawaii Island, 9.22
Central Massachusetts, 9
North Central California, 8.93
Washington, Rhode Island, 8.81

Lowest

Northwest Iowa, 2.28
Northeast Iowa, 2.53
North central Texas, 2.59
Central Iowa, 2.63
Lake region and south central North Dakota, 2.65
Northern Nebraska, 2.65
Southeast Oklahoma, 2.77
East-central South Dakota, 2.78
Badlands and west central North Dakota, 2.81
Central Nebraska, 2.88"

What is green and flies over Germany?  

I used to love these cards as a kid. Check out this page for a lovely little collection of goodies: 1979 Crazy Labels 

Author of book on Chicago fire jailed for arson

ONLY ONE RESPONSE?!!?

Come on! Send a van-bulan!

Okay right now is a face-off between what i think are the four grossest little video clips please leave a comment as to which one you voted for as the most fucked up!

PLEEEAAASE!

Seeing as how I'm on the fart theme, here's another visual delight. 

The Procrastinator's Creed

Procrastinator's Creed

* 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
* 2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
* 3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
* 4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
* 5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
* 6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
* 7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.
* 8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
* 9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
* 10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
* 11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.
* 12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.
* 13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
* 14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.

The American Taliban

Back to life (Metro Times Detroit) This is the story of a Detroiter who became a successful educator and administrator through hard work, dedication and a passion for social justice. He gained the admiration of associates and the respect of his professional peers. This is the story about how drug abuse sent that man crashing down into depravity.

This is the story of Alan Hurwitz, aka the Zombie Bandit.

EyeWitness to History - history through the eyes of those who lived it

Abortionist accused of eating fetuses

Sphincter fun! 

CBC News: Coming soon to a barbecue near you: A warmer, funnier Stephen Harper: "Conservative Leader Stephen Harper will hit the festival and barbecue circuit across Canada this summer to persuade voters he's a nice, warm guy with a good sense of humour." Ugh! Where's the barf bag? THe only way that Stephen Harper could impress me is if he one-ups Stockwell Day's ridiculous Sea-Doo stint. hahahahahahaha.

Rabid hyena shot dead after killing 9

Rhetorical TTS :: interactive demo for all languages and voices Fun fun fun and laughs galore.

Abortionist accused of eating fetuses

Hermit Returns Home After 40 Years...because his fire went out! seriously!

Last night people tried to steal my bike! Here is the evidence left behind - a piece of wood used to "twist" the bike lock. I'm glad that they didn't get away with it, but I'm even more disappointed that there are such creeps out there. I heard a ruckus in the middle of the night and I thought it was our neighbours locked out of their apartment. How naive! I would have been so upset if my bike was gone when I woke up this morning. It's my wheels!  

Marsupial Pus!!  

Pus-Lando!  

Police: Body parts of apparent stowaway fell into woman's yard

FLORAL PARK, New York (AP) — The body of an apparent stowaway was ripped in half during flight Tuesday and his leg crashed into a suburban neighborhood, where a homeowner found the severed limb in the middle of her lawn, authorities said. Pam Hearne heard "a loud crash" and later was stunned to see a foot clad in an Adidas sneaker and a sock in her yard, said Officer Thomas Blanchard. The leg, with hip and spine attached, dented the shingled roof of her garage before bouncing into the lawn. Police suspect the remains are from a stowaway who may have been crushed as the South African Airways jet lowered its landing gear on its approach to Kennedy Airport. Peters said a Customs agent that met the flight at the airport found another leg hanging from the wheel well. The airline said in a statement that the flight landed with "no impact" on the passengers and crew and it was working closely with authorities to investigate how someone may have stowed away. The flight originated in Johannesburg, and made one stop in Senegal. Authorities had not identified the remains, which were hauled away from Hearne's yard in a plastic bag. Hearne, a special education teacher, said that when she first saw the leg in the grass, "it didn't look real." "But I am very glad that I live where I do," she said, "so I don't have to run for my life like this man probably was doing." There have been cases of stowaways being crushed by the mechanism in aircraft wheel wells and perishing from the extreme cold at high altitude.

Art of Science

Baby dindins! 

This is too funny, I wish I was in the audience. 

Make-Your-Own Kaleidoscope Man, I can't get over how nifty computers are these days. This link gives you infinite opportunites to make a kaleidoscope. Eat your heart out folks!

mistertweakathon

The Institute of Official Cheer

BlackSheepAncestors.com
Free Prison and Convict Records, Court Records, Executions, Famous Outlaws, Criminals & Bandits in the United States, United Kingdom and Canada

SPOOKNAWATI!! Here's a photo of the local freak (well local to Fredericton) who recently went on a murder spree and then entered the US. Two bodies were found in Minto, one of which was decapitated and the head (allegedly) placed in the dryer. When Mr. Spookmeister crossed the border he was found to be traveling with a bloody chainsaw, bloody clothing, and my favourite - brass knuckles! But that didn't stop the border guards from letting him through. Fortunately he was picked up in southern MA a few days later, still wearing the blood stained clothes.

[ uncontrol ] This website is crazy addictive. Be warned.

Dogs ROCK!  

My Mormon name is Erdine Mauricette!
What's yours?

This link is dedicated to my sweetie, Shane. For years I have said that his totem is the turtle. Check this site out if you want to know how to say I Am A Turtle in several dozen languages.

Isn't she just the sweetest little piggy?!?! 

Why rats can't vomit: One of the great mysteries of the world, finallly revealed!!

Surname Distribution Check out how common your last name is in each of the various U.S. states. Wish I could see Canadian distribution...

Take a peek at this collection of the WORST HOCKEY LOGOS EVER

This is the gift that I would give to the small child with progeria that I saw on Sally Jesse Raphael in the 1980s. When asked, the little girl said that her favourite food is "Meat!"  

wow i never considered that some christians would find christian rock evil! anyhow the testimonials are pretty funny... okay i have to include the main index to the site 'cause it is too funny. biochips are the mark of satan? who knew...

GorillaMask.net: Celine Dion as Michael Jackson: "What's worse than Celine Dion? Celine Dion as Michael Jackson." Sooo bad that it's surreal.

I was looking for pics of Jack White's new wife and I found this gem! what is up with the little dude in the lower left-hand corner? zoom in to see better!

Spring has finally arrived in Fredericton! Yip yahooooo!  

Miscellaneous TV: In Search of Cruise Control Here's a video clip of Tom's recent appearance on Oprah.

this makes me want to be a pilot!

Art Fags click HERE