CBC News: Coming soon to a barbecue near you: A warmer, funnier Stephen Harper: "Conservative Leader Stephen Harper will hit the festival and barbecue circuit across Canada this summer to persuade voters he's a nice, warm guy with a good sense of humour." Ugh! Where's the barf bag? THe only way that Stephen Harper could impress me is if he one-ups Stockwell Day's ridiculous Sea-Doo stint. hahahahahahaha.