James Poling: BREAKING NEWS: Actual Letter from Cheerleaders Caught Pooping on Pizza: "Like Dear Fossil Ridge Squad,

We're totally sorry for taking a poo on our pizza and trying to blame it on you. It was all Britney's idea and she's the one that originally tried to poo on the pizza only she hasn't eaten anything in two days so she only farted a few times and then cried a little. Luckily Alison and Heather hadn't purged yet and managed to squeeze a few logs out next to the pepperoni and anchovies. You see we started out just pooing on the pizza for fun, it wasn't until later that we came up with the idea of blaming it on you guys. Anyway, I hope there's no hard feelings. TTFN! BFF!"