CNN.com - 841 dead in Baghdad stampede : Wow that is really crazy for me to think about.

Okay I really don't know where this bitch is coming from anymore. Now a fetus IS being incubated!

Here is a little treat for our reader in the form of JACKIE STALLONE!

READ MY ASS!!!

Cicatrix is also ELLA!

domino strings An addictive little game!

★ BulletinBoardForum.com - bunny_remix.wmv

The Political Teen � Weatherman Flips Out During Hurricane Katrina Coverage: "Ouch. On CNN this morning a weatherman flipped out when the news anchor interrupted him while he was giving the forecast. He threw the papers in his hand on the floor and told Carol to let him talk."

How to be a good Democrat/Republican

newsmap Very interesting site... I think that there's more to it than I understand. Does anyone have any offerings to help me out with what is going on here?

S P I N N E R F U N!!!!
Print 'em up and make your own nifty spinners. Good rainy day fun.

LA PETITE MAISON CUSTOM PLAYHOUSE at FAO Schwarz:
For $30,000.00!!!!
"Move up to what may be the most luxurious playhouse in the world. Imagine what your child’s dream house can be, developed with the guidance of a professional children's interior designer. The discriminating craftsmanship and intricate architectural detailing is superior to that found in most adult homes, with standard features like 8' ceilings, recessed lighting, bay windows, and drywalled interiors, plus options such as electricity, heating and air-conditioning, miniature kitchen with running water, custom child-sized furnishings, a miniature media room, garage, and a grand staircase. We’ll help you bring your child’s dream house to life. Playhouse is built on-site."

MORPHIS ESP MOTION SIMULATOR at FAO Schwarz

Imagine being a rich kid and getting THIS for christmas!!

The Trade Card Place - Victorian Scrapbook

TIME TO SHARE SOME LAUGHS:
Talking to Americans
"Rick Mercer, co-host of the irreverent CBC news satire This Hour Has 22 Minutes and star of the Canadian sitcom Made in Canada (aka The Industry in the US), reveals how little Americans know about Canada in a series of segments called Talking to Americans. Think you know more about Canada than Al Gore or George W. Bush?"

A Splendid National Geographic Collection

Here's your DOGGIE FIX for the day. Bow Wow! 

HERE ARE SOME GEORGE CARLINISMS FOR EVERYONE TO ENJOY...
- If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
-Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
-Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
-If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
-If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
-When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in . . . what happens to the other penny?
-When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
-Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
-Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
-"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
-If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
-I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
-Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them?
Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
-If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
-No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
-last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
-If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
-Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
-If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea. . Does that mean that one enjoys it?
-There are three religious truths: A. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. B. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. C. Baptists do not recognize each Other in the liquor store or at Hooters.
-If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
-Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
-Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
-Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? 

HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

Birth Stool!
Ok, check out this link. If you're not particularly interested in birth stools, just scroll down. Believe me - the photo you will find at the end will make this one small click soo worth it.

Pickled fetus head fuels art furor!

World's Biggest Zit!

It's not really a pimple, although it's advertised as such. The video clip actually comes from a documentary and looks at a healer working on a woman/man with a tumor and cyst in her/his back.

ELVIRA - ELVIRA `TOM JONES LEFT ME NEEDING STITCHES AFTER SEX

Sam's Toybox - The Coolest Toys Ever Made

This fellow has amassed an incredible collection of nifty toys from over the years. You can easily spend an hour perusing his collection. So pour yourself a cup of tea and have a look!

Dead End? : "Two doves freed at the launch of Prime Minister Mahinda Rajapakse's presidential election campaign Friday were killed instantly when they flew into a ceiling fan"

Missing Music Producer Found, Hospitalized
The nearly weeklong search for a Grammy-nominated producer ended Friday after a resident spotted the man sitting naked in a backyard creek, washing his jeans.
The Topanga Canyon resident found a distraught Christian Julian Irwin saying he feared he was being pursued by Nigerians who had contacted him in an Internet scam

Fallingwater home - Frank Lloyd Wright - Paper Toy and Model at PaperToys.com What a neat little afternoon project!

CHECK OUT THE IMAGE BELOW!

A lovely site about Weaving Paper Polyhedra! See here is Starface. 

Time: "On June 17th, every year, the family goes through a private ritual: we photograph ourselves to stop a fleeting moment, the arrow of time passing by."

This jewellery maker cracks me up! I love the miniature enemas. 

Anatomy and Reproduction Jewelry from Ricky Boscarino's Luna Parc: "

The Colon of Joy

In Sterling Silver with Bronze 'OM' character in center.

This appeared to Ricky in a dream. There was a message attached: 'Through thick and thin, OM shines through my colon of joy'.

4.63 in. by 4.63 in.

$75 as shown only with 925 Sterling Rays in background and
Bronze Colon and OM in foreground.

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Each piece is a work of art and no two are exactly alike.

Original designs in 925 Sterling Silver, Bronze or an artful combination of those metals., some featuring semi-precious stones and glass."

Freegan.infoWhat is a freegan?
"Freegan" is an amalgamation of the words "free" and "vegan". Vegans are people who avoid products from animal sources or products tested on animals in an effort to avoid harming animals. Freegans take this a step further by recognizing that in a complex, industrial mass-production society economy driven by profit, abuses of humans, animals, and the Earth abound at all levels of production from acquisition to raw materials to production to transportation.

Here's a simple, yet addictive little game. It's sure to keep your brain stimulated! Enjoy: Reflex

Macleans.ca | Top Stories | Education | Best high schools: tops for academics Kennebecasis Valley High School
Quispamsis, N.B.

Look! Shane's highschool ranks in the top three. Interesting...

B: I do a comedian once in awhile.

Can you tell me a joke?

B: What's the difference between an elephant and a cat?

What?

B: A dog. A dog humpin' on the backside of another dog while he's coming.

S: He just says whatever comes to mind.

What's your favorite color?

B: Me? What's my favorite color? Pussy.

S: C'mon tell him your favorite color.

B: Pink, black. White pussy. Black and orange.

(more here)

This Bitch is INSANE!! Check the father!!!

AOL News - Woman Gets Cable Bill With Derogatory Name: "Like most everybody, LaChania Govan got bounced around when she called her cable company to complain. She made dozens of calls and was even transferred to a person who spoke Spanish -- a language she doesn't understand.

But when she got her August bill from Comcast she had no trouble understanding she'd made somebody mad. It was addressed to 'Bitch Dog.'

'I was like you got to be freaking kidding me,' said Govan, 25, of her reaction when she saw the bill. 'I was so mad I couldn't even cuss.'"

this is too good not to post

Happy 11th Birthday Abbey!

hi ,
it's amit on the otherside, looking at your reviews it seams that your are a putrid kind of girl, seems interesting, well i am bit lilliputian kind of guy. but i thought you met have pursuit of making the friends of different sort, so i will be delighted to know that your interested.
bye for now.

I AM PUTRID!!!!

Rapper Eminem farted in a microphone during his tour, Anger Management. The singer, 32, was performing at Madison Square Gardens in New York, when he dropped his trousers and farted into a microphone, according to New York Post.

Take a wooden matchstick and slice a thin sliver from one side

Watch This.

Making Diamonds in Your Microwave

Chocolate Trading Co. UK. Buy fine chocolates and gourmet chocolate gifts online - Braquier: "The ultimate party centrepiece. This 18cm high bomb is made of the finest 65% cocoa content chocolate. Once lit, stand back the bomb explodes, the chocolate (enough for 10 people) shatters and a deluge of chocolate dragees are released. Amazing!"

'Ugliest' Dog Is a Thing of Beauty to His Owner - Los Angeles Times: "She likes kissing Sam's hairless frame, littered with blackheads, brown warts and moles. Even his hindquarters have a large hernia lump.

Then there's his right eye, left a reddish-purple from cataracts, which stands out from the other, which is a milky white. "

Sam & Susie's Blog It's SAM!!! Remember him? He's the world's "ugliest" dog!

Task List Programs

Cat rapes woman after performing oral sex on her

Panty Thief Busted Up, Then Busted - August 10, 2005

My personal favourite webmaster, Link Digger, has resurfaced at Kook Sites. I am officially a happy girl! My webtravels just haven't been the same since webwasteland/weirdlinks disappeared.

BEAST BLENDER

Screamin' Jay Hawkins and his 57 kids:
"'I feel that I may be one of the many sons of Mr. Screamin' because I enjoying climbing in and out of coffins, as well as shaking around skulls on poles. Thank you.'

'I gots plently of rhythm and blues, and my boss told me so.'

'When I was twelve years old, I was sitting at at truck stop in suburban New Jersey with my mother. I asked her what flavor ice cream she wanted, and she said, 'You are the child of the famed rhythm-and-blues artist Screamin' Jay Hawkins.' From that moment on, I knew I was marked for greatness.'

These are a just few of the hundreds upon hundreds of entries sent to Jayskids, a Web site deisgned to locate the children of blues singer Screamin' Jay Hawkins. Late in life, Screamin Jay confessed to his biographer - a woman named Maral Nigolian - that he believed that he had fathered over 57 children, and shortly after his death in 1999 she decided to find them all these children and have a party. This is that story."

10x10 / 100 Words and Pictures that Define the Time "Automated interactive exploration of the words and pictures that define the time. Gleaned hourly from international news sources and presented without human intervention."

NATIONAL NEWS - STORY : New Zealand's leading news and information website: "Auckland's SPCA has been overrun with sex-mad furry rodents after a local family surrendered more than 100 guinea pigs to its animal shelter. "

BOBBY BROWN - BROWN AND HOUSTONS BATHROOM TALK
"BOBBY BROWN's bid to propose to his wife WHITNEY HOUSTON a second time was marred by both singers' desperate need to use the bathroom.

MY PREROGATIVE star Brown, who initially exchanged nuptials with Houston in 1992, recently decided to ask his wife to take a second trip with him down the aisle during a romantic meal.

But immediately after Houston accepted Brown's proposal, bodily functions became the dominant topic of discussion for the night, with the former NEW EDITION frontman dashing from the table to the bathroom while his wife explained to viewers of reality show BEING BOBBY BROWN, 'He's had the runs since yesterday.'

Houston's imminent need to defecate soon followed, after she complained about the cramps she was experiencing.

Before bolting from the table, she showed off her bloated stomach and affectionately told her husband, 'I'm about to do the doo. I'm about to drop it on the one - a boat lad.'"