B: I do a comedian once in awhile.
Can you tell me a joke?
B: What's the difference between an elephant and a cat?
What?
B: A dog. A dog humpin' on the backside of another dog while he's coming.
S: He just says whatever comes to mind.
What's your favorite color?
B: Me? What's my favorite color? Pussy.
S: C'mon tell him your favorite color.
B: Pink, black. White pussy. Black and orange.
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