Friday, December 02, 2005

Where is Cynthia Plaster Caster When You Need Her?
"50 Cent is planning to create a vibrator of his manhood - so his female fans can pretend to have sex with him. The sexy rapper is desperate to release a line of condoms and waterproof sex toys designed to excite his female fans and make them feel closer to his idols
The 'Get Rich Or Die Tryin' star said: 'I need to make a 50 Cent condom and motorised version of me, which will have to be waterproof so you can utilise it in the tub. Blue is my favourite colour so it will probably be blue. But I don't know how big.
I don't know if big is better because I'm not sure a man wants his woman playing with a really big dildo"